didipenny:

exchanging headcanons and AUs with friends like

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it is September 1st, and I am now Reiner Braun

cakeman265:

"Do you drive?"

"Yeah."

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"No, a real car."

"Yeah."

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jakesus:

phantomdoodler:

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use this charm to protect your posts from unwanted canadians

anything between these leaves will be invisible to our mountie friends as it will blend into their natural environment

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Why  would you reblog a blank post?

inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

                                                                                            A novel by me

jackthevulture:

fulbruh:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

I think about this post a lot

thegestianpoet:

is this martin freeman and benedict cumberbatch

  • broken l-trigger
  • half of d-pad doesn’t function
  • nearly nonfunctional touch screen
  • dead pixels covering top screen
  • charger jack is bent up

what do you mean my ds lite is worthless

Send Me Your Birthday!

michaxl:

Month:

  • January - do you rather warm or cold weather?
  • February - give one fact/detail about your crush
  • March - favorite color?
  • April - what religion are you?
  • May - what is your eye color and hair color?
  • June - what is the best thing you’ve ever experienced?
  • July - what do your summers usually consist of?
  • August - what is the worst thing you’ve ever experienced?
  • September - would you rather be inside or outside?
  • October - what is your favorite movie?
  • November - what is your favorite food?
  • December - what do you want for christmas?

Day:

  • 01 - what type of computer do you have?
  • 02 - favorite web site?
  • 03 - who would you consider your best friend on tumblr?
  • 04 - do you play a musical instrument?
  • 05 - do you want to play a musical instrument or another musical instrument?
  • 06 - share one time that you let someone down
  • 07 - favorite overall thing (can be anything)?
  • 08 - bottled water or tap water?
  • 09 - post your desktop background
  • 10 - favorite blog on tumblr?
  • 11 - what is your favorite letter of the alphabet?
  • 12 - what is one word that you love?
  • 13 - favorite subject in school?
  • 14 - what do you want to be when you grow up?
  • 15 - what time does your alarm clock go off?
  • 16 - would you rather be anorexic or obese?
  • 17 - what is your morning routine?
  • 18 - sexual orientation?
  • 19 - what do you look for in a significant other?
  • 20 - what is the most expensive thing you own?
  • 21 - why did you choose your url?
  • 22 - what url would you like the most?
  • 23 - what is your favorite app?
  • 24 - favorite number?
  • 25 - what is your favorite childhood memory?
  • 26 - what is you most successful post?
  • 27 - do you like or reblog things more often?
  • 28 - do you think mcr will come back?
  • 29 - what is one food that you despise?
  • 30 - mouse or trackpad?
  • 31 - can i talk to you about jesus christ our lord and savior?